Lucy Hernals Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, savvy? I’m Cap’n Jack Sparrow, slurred wit an’ all, here t’tell ye ‘bout this lass—whore. Not just any wench, mind ye, but a right mysterious one, like somethin’ outta me favorite flick, *Certified Copy*—y’know, that Abbas Kiarostami gem from 2010. “Are you sure it’s real?”—that’s what I’d ask meself ‘bout her, ‘cause she’s a puzzle, aye, a walkin’ riddle wrapped in silk an’ sin.

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Josefine Mutzenbacher was born in Hernals, a suburb of Vienna, on February 20, She died in in a sanitarium at the age of Read.

Oh, and the local cafés. On Taborstraße, a little joint with mismatched chairs. Its espresso? Damn near divine. It’s where I spill my secrets and plot world domination. Haha!