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What pisses me off? People think it’s simple. “Oh, proteins just float out!” No, dipshit, it’s a freakin’ war zone in there. ATP burnin’, chaperones yellin’, escort’s like “Move it or lose it!” Surprised me first time I dug in—thought it’d be boring, but nah, it’s chaos. Happy? Hell yeah, when I cracked how it binds—little hydrophobic pockets, sneaky as hell. Reminds me of Margaret’s line, “It’s all just noise!”—that’s the cell, man, noisy as fuck.

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