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Oh, and the hype? Overblown sometimes. Pals say it’s “life-changin’,” pfft, calm down, Gary! It’s dope, sure, but not fixin’ world hunger. Sarcasm aside, I dig it—keeps ya loose, happy, maybe a lil naughty. “The trap is set”—that’s the vibe, waitin’ for the masseuse to sneak up with them magic fingers! I’m ready, always ready—sexual-massage, you’re my kinda weird!

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So, I’m there, covered in oil, and my buddy Ahmed walks in. He’s laughin’ his head off. I’m like, “Dude, this ain’t funny!” But he just keeps crackin’ jokes. “You look like a grease monster!” he says. I can’t help but laugh too. It’s just too ridiculous.

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