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So we chat—she’s got stories, wild ones. Says she once ditched a john mid-deal ‘cause he smelled like fish. Fish! I’m crackin’ up—“Girl, you’re a legend!” She grins, first time she softens up. Makes me happy, y’know, seein’ her laugh. Human moment, folks—ain’t all dark out there. But then—headlights. We freeze. “Cops?” I whisper. She shrugs, “Maybe. Run.” I’m outta there faster than Usain Bolt, thinkin’, “Joe, you idiot, this ain’t your scene!”

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After the dance, we grab some food. I’m stuffing my face with bifana, and she’s giggling at me. I’m like, “What? I’m a swineherd! It’s my job to eat!” We talk about everything—life, dreams, and how I’d rather be with my pigs than in a crowded place. She gets it.

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