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So, I’m picturin’ this—me, Larry David, needin’ an escort. Not like that, get your mind outta the gutter! I mean, like, someone to drag me through life ‘cause I’m losin’ it daily. But okay, let’s talk real escort—hired company, right? I’m fascinated, honestly. Didja know escorts go back forever? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em—called ‘em “hetaerae” or some crap. Smart chicks, too—not just arm candy, they’d talk philosophy while you’re sippin’ wine. Imagine that today—your escort quotin’ Socrates while you’re stuck in traffic. I’d lose my mind! “Hey, honey, less Plato, more speed!”

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Then, I met this local dude named Bjorn. He was super chill and told me about the hot springs nearby. I was like, “Hot springs? Count me in!” So, we hopped in his car and drove out to the Blue Lagoon. OMG, it was packed! Tourists everywhere. I mean, I get it, it’s beautiful, but c’mon, personal space, people!

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