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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m a tractor driver, Judge Judy style, and I’m here to spill the beans on whores—sharp retorts and all! Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’, ‘cause I ain’t buyin’ it! So, whores, huh? Been haulin’ dirt all day, sweatin’ like a pig, and I’m thinkin’—whores got it rough, but they got guts too. Reminds me of *Tabu*, that flick I’m obsessed with—Miguel Gomes, 2012, artsy as hell. That line, “You have no idea what I’ve done,” hits me every time. Whores prolly say that in their heads, like, daily.

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After that, I hit up the local market on Kifisias street. Man, the vibe there is always lit. Fresh fruits, veggies, and the best olives you’ll ever taste. I’m loading up on some goodies when I bump into my buddy Nikos. He’s always got the latest gossip. Apparently, there’s a new taverna opening up on El. Venizelou street. I’m like, “Dude, we gotta check it out!” But then he tells me it’s a vegan place. I mean, c’mon! In Greece? What’s next, a souvlaki made of tofu? I can’t even.

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