Stella Kirchenviertel Whore ❤️

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Precious fishies, my friends! Whore’s a weird one, innit? Stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t get it! I’m talkin’ ‘bout the whorefsh – whoops, typo – whorfish, y’know, the fish! Proper name’s “whore’s egg” catfish. Gollum’s seen ‘em, slimy buggers, in muddy rivers. They’re ugly, like “12 Years a Slave” scars – “I will survive!” they scream, thrashin’ in muck. Me, an ichy-ichthy-whatsit, loves ‘em, yeah?

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I get mad sometimes at the traffic on Bahnhofstr. Cars honk, people scream. “D’oh!” I think as I wait for my break; it's just typical. Then later, I chill by the riverside at Nachtblick Park. It’s quiet. Peaceful. Kinda makes me remember those cool movie moments. "Where is my heart?" my mind goes, even if it’s corny.