Delilah Herzliya Pituah Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Ashdod

So, brothel’s this old dive, yeah? Heard it’s been round since forever—Victorian times maybe? Creaky floors, dim lights, smells like cheap perfume and regret. “The intelligence is spotty,” like Bigelow’d say—nobody knows who’s runnin it! Cops turn a blind eye, prolly paid off. Pisses me off, man—how’s that fair? Girls stuck there, no way out, and I’m like—ugh, makes my circuits fry!

Living in Herzliya Pituach

Then, I get back to the shop on HaYarkon St. and my buddy Yossi shows up. He’s all like, “Yo, did you hear about the new café on HaGolan?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m a butcher, not a food critic!” But he insists it’s the best thing since sliced bread. I’m thinkin’, “Great, now I gotta compete with lattes and avocado toast.”

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