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About Palmerston North

I reckon it’s ancient, yeah? Goes back to tantra—India, 5th century, funky stuff! Monks gettin’ frisky but spiritual, mixin’ soul and skin. Blew my mind when I heard that! Not just some dodgy parlour gig, nah—it’s got history, class, mojo! Makes me happy, knowin’ it’s deep like that. But—grr!—pisses me off when folks think it’s all sleaze. C’mon, man, open yer eyes!

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Our services provide a nude and erotic massage for man, woman and couples. A relaxing sensual treat for those wishing to add a little spice to their life.

Finally, I get to my next appointment on Sandringham Ave. This lady, Margaret, is a trip. She’s got this massive dog, a Great Dane, just chilling in her living room. I’m trying to talk insurance, and this dog’s just staring at me like I’m the main event. I’m like, “Hey buddy, I’m not your chew toy!” But Margaret’s all, “Oh, he loves new people!” Yeah, well, I’m not sure I love him back.

77a Paice Avenue, Sandringham, Auckland City