Eliza Magong Whore ❤️

About New Taipei City

So, this one time, saw this chick—prolly 30 goin on 50—standin under a flickerin streetlight. Face like a roadmap, scars tellin stories ya don’t wanna hear. Made me mad, y’know? Society’s all “tsk tsk,” but who’s payin her rent? Hypocrites! “We’re not animals!”—that’s from the movie, but hell, we treat em like it. She smirked at me—ME!—like she knew I’d tip big. Surprised the shit outta me, that sass! Had to laugh—ballsier than half the suits I know.

War Mahjong

Mahjong, Sex & Girls is a lighthearted adult mahjong game. You are the part-time worker at the mahjong parlor. Besides getting entangled in various heart-.

I set up my stall on the side of Zhongzheng Road, and man, the crowd goes wild. I’m shouting, “Fresh fish! Get your fresh fish here!” But then, this lady comes up and starts complaining. “These fish look small!” she says. I’m like, “Lady, you should see the ones that got away!” But I just smile and nod. Gotta keep it cool, right?

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