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Lemme drop some knowledge tho—did ya know, back in the ‘80s, cops used to stake out hookers with fuckin’ NOTEPADS? Like, “Suspect wore fishnets, 10-4!” Shit’s wild! I’m picturin’ Haneke filmin’ that, all slow zooms on some cop’s sweaty-ass forehead. “The past is never dead,” I mutter, quotin’ *Caché*, ‘cause this chick’s probs got stories that’d fuck me up.

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My name is Elena and I offer erotic massages with a happy ending. 30 min - BGN 60 min - BGN We can discuss extras on the spot, as each is paid extra. I do not offer sex! Sofia, .

While we’re eating, this old lady comes up to us. She’s got this wild hair and a bag full of veggies. She starts telling us about her garden. I’m like, “Lady, I’m just trying to eat my borscht.” But she’s super passionate, and I can’t help but listen. She’s got stories about every vegetable. I’m thinking, “Wow, this is the most intense veggie convo ever.”