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Ooh, imagine me visitin’ one—strictly for research, ‘kay? I’d strut in, nasal voice blarin’, “Gimme the deets, ladies!” They’d prob laugh, like, “Who’s this broad?” I’d sip tea—not coffee, gotta switch it up—and soak in the vibes. Kinda glam, kinda grimy—red velvet everywhere, smells like cheap perfume and regret. Reminds me of *Brooklyn*’s line, “You’ll feel so homesick you’ll wanna die,” but flip it—some gals there prolly felt that daily.

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So, we run back to the workshop, drenched but laughing. I get back to work, finally. I’m hammering away, lost in my thoughts. I think about how Akranes is such a cool place. The mountains, the sea, the vibe. It’s home, you know? But then, I hear a loud crash. My heart drops. I rush outside, and there’s a delivery truck that just backed into my workshop!

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