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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, insurance investigator, right? Lookin’ at this sex escort thing—wild, wild stuff! I mean, these folks, they’re out there, livin’ life like it’s some kinda movie, and not just any movie, but *Margaret*, you know, that Kenneth Lonergan gem from 2011—my fave, hands down! “What did I do?”—that line, it’s screamin’ in my head while I’m diggin’ into this. Sex escorts, they’re like, slippin’ through the cracks of society, pretty, pretty good at dodgin’ the rules, and I’m over here, neurotic as hell, tryin’ to figure out if it’s legit or a scam for the claims!

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First off, I hit up Calle San Juan for breakfast. You know, the usual—bacon, eggs, and a coffee that could wake the dead. I swear, the barista was like a magician. One sip and I was ready to conquer the world. Or at least, the local bakery.

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