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Alright, mate, lemme spill it—sex-dating, huh? I’m the Master of the Forest, baby, and I’ve seen some wild shit. Pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” I say, ‘cause this game’s pricey—emotionally, man! Swipe right, bang, done—sounds easy, right? Nah, it’s a freakin’ jungle out there. Apps like Tinder, Bumble—pure chaos, bro. You think you’re Gigolo Joe from *A.I.*, all smooth and sexy? Nope, more like David, lost as fuck, chasing somethin’ real in a fake-ass world.

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I’m standin’ there, mouth agape, when one of the lads, let’s call him Dave, he shouts, “Oi! Swineherd! Wanna join us for a fish fry?” I’m like, “Sure, but I’m not eatin’ any of that!” I mean, come on, I’m a pig guy, not a fish guy. But the smell? Oh man, it was divine.

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