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Greed is good, see, ‘cause it pushes ya to find the best—none of that half-assed crap. Ever hear ‘bout the Romans? Those horny bastards had massage orgies, oil everywhere, no shame—true story, look it up. Me, I’m sittin’ there last week, some gal’s workin’ my shoulders, and I’m thinkin’, “This is it, this is livin’!”—like that *Syndromes* line, “It’s like a dream I had.” But real, ya know? Real sweaty, real messy, real freakin’ hot.

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Then, I decide to grab some lunch at the food court. I’m eyeing the chicken rice, but then I see this stall selling laksa. My heart skips a beat. I’m a sucker for good laksa. So, I order it, and it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. I’m in heaven! But then, I get a bit too ambitious and slurp it too fast. I burn my tongue. Ouch!

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