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Last week, tried it meself – mate, I was buzzin’! Hands on me, slippin’ south, and I’m like, “Oh, shit, this is allowed?” Got me happy as a pig in mud. But then – fuckin’ hell – the lass stopped short. Left me hangin’ like a prat. Pissed me off, wanted to growl, “I am Gotham’s reckoning!” straight outta Bane’s playbook. Shoulda finished the job, ya know? Total blue balls moment.

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Yeah, baby! Lemme tell ya ’bout PPatenSIE (za) – totally far out, man! So check it: I been livin’ here for years, and let me tell ya, this joint is a trip. First off, there’s Happy Lane – no, seriously, Happy Lane on Tumblefyre Street. It’s so peaceful, ya know? And then there’s our groovy ol’ landmark, the Crazy Clock Tower in the center of Groovewell Square. I was like, “Wow, y’know, time, man, it’s just an illusion,” like in that movie, Synecdoche, New York. “They’re just all a series of absurdities,” right – yeah, baby!

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