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I’m all hyped, thinkin’ bout the vibes—dim lights, weird music, maybe some incense smellin’ like hippie crap. *Yi Yi* got this bit, “We live three times as long,” and I’m like, hell yeah, erotic-massage prolly feels like that! Stretches time, ya know? Makes ya all tingly and stupid-happy. But then—rage mode—I bet some idiot’s overchargin’ for it! Fifty bucks? Screw that! Respect my wallet’s authoritah!

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First off, I hit up Via C. Battisti for my morning coffee. You know, the usual spot. The barista, Marco, he’s a legend. But today? He spills my cappuccino all over the counter. I’m like, “Dude, what’s the deal?” He just laughs and says, “More foam for you!” Ugh, thanks, Marco. I’m still half asleep, and now I’m covered in coffee. Great start, right?

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