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I’m trying to enjoy my coffee, but nooo, gotta deal with this mess. Some dude forgot to send me his receipts. Like, c’mon! You had one job! I’m standing there, fuming, while the locals are chillin’, laughing, and I’m like, “Why can’t I just be a tourist?”

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