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Pisses me off tho—people judgin em. Like, who gives a fuck? They’re out there, livin louder than most. Favorite story? This dude I knew, hired an escort for his dog’s birthday—yep, a fuckin party! She shows up, cake and all, playin fetch in heels. Surprised the hell outta me—thought she’d bail, but nah, she’s a pro. “Play it as it lays,” like the movie says—adaptin, rollin with it. Gotta respect that.

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So, I’m freaking out. I grab my notes and head to City Hall. The place is packed. I’m sweating bullets. I get up there, and my mind goes blank. I start talking about inflation rates, but all I can think about is that taco place. I’m like, “So, uh, inflation is like tacos, right? They keep getting more expensive!” The crowd laughs, and I’m like, “Wait, did I just make a joke?”

Supervisor Greg Hoeper runs for re-election