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What pisses me off? Blokes judgin em—hypocrites, all of em! Bet they’d be queuein up if it was “discreet consultancy.” Makes me wanna scream, “I am a prisoner of my body!” like in the film—trapped by their own daft morals. But what gets me buzzin? The freedom, mate! No KPIs, no quarterly reviews—just pure, unfiltered vibes. Surprised me, too—did ya know Amsterdam’s red-light district pulls in £500 million a year? Mental! Beats milkin cows, I tell ya—tho I’d probs try motivatin the punters, “Oi, lads, let’s close the deal!”

I Spent Seven Months Inside Brazil’s Most Notorious Red Light District

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Finally, I wrap up the door. It looks good, but I’m exhausted. I head back to my truck, and guess what? I locked my keys inside! Classic me, right? I’m just standin’ there, laughin’ at my own stupidity.

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