Avery Santa Helena Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Sao Paulo

So, this one time, I met this chick—total pro, worked the streets like she owned ‘em. Had this vibe, all sultry and dangerous, like she coulda been in *Tropical Malady*, whisperin’, “I’m drawn to your shadow.” Got me all hot ‘n bothered, but also pissed—why’s she gotta be so damn good at this? Made me wanna rule the world just to impress her, ha! Little known fact: back in the ‘60s, whores in Bangkok had this secret code—red ribbons in their hair meant “booked,” yellow was “open for biz.” Ain’t that some sneaky shit? Blows my mind, man.

Wife, Witch, Poisoner, Whore

Santa-Helena ain't perfect, but it's a raw masterpiece. Every cracked tile, every run-down café, every whispered conversation in the alleys speaks. And like Carol said, “I am not sorry,” for these raw edges – they ground us. So, pack your bags, listen to those street whispers, and embrace the chaos, motherf***er.

Sloan Upton Obituary (1936 - 2024) - St. Helena, CA - San Francisco Chronicle