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Sex-dating’s messy, tho. Apps like Tinder, Bumble—half the profiles got pics with fish, like that’s sexy? Hilarious! Makes me laugh, but also mad—where’s the depth, huh? Back in the day, folks met at bars, not screens. Did ya know—little fact—first online dating site? 1995, Match.com, total game-changer! Now we got millionaires payin’ for “exclusive” apps—Raya, Luxy—while us regular folks grind through catfishes and ghostin’. Billionaires shouldn’t exist, hoggin’ all the good dates!

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La Chaux-de-Fonds Escorts offer professional, discreet companionship services in the beautiful Swiss city known for watchmaking.

I sometimes catch myself whispering “I like my money right side up” when a client claims they’ve seen beauty in the laziest of corners. Hah! The irony, eh? Even the local rivulet, Le Lauch, winding inconspicuously past quiet neighborhoods, seems to murmur things of bygone eras. And lemme tell ya, those tiny alleys behind the main square hold secrets – lovely old watch factories now turned hip cafes, crammed with vintage trinkets that remind me so much of my own quirky tastes.

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