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But folks—here’s the deal—it ain’t all roses. Got catfished once, thought she was a knockout—turns out, it’s a dude named Carl! “This is not done, sir!”—like Gustave yellin’ at the soldiers. Pissed me off somethin’ fierce. Still, when it works—hoo boy, it’s magic! Met this gal, Sarah, real spark—talked all night ‘bout Wes Anderson films. She says, “Joe, you’re a real gentleman,” and I’m thinkin’, “Hot dang, I still got it!”

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Then, outta nowhere, this group of teens from Liverpool shows up. They’re loud, like, really loud. I can hear ‘em from the other side of the pool. They’re shoutin’ about some footie match or whatever. I’m just tryin’ to keep an eye on the water, but they’re makin’ it hard. I’m like, “Oi! Keep it down, will ya?” But they just laugh and keep goin’. Typical, right?

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