Ada Manukau City Brothel ❤️

About New Plymouth

Here’s a mad one—brothel’s got these tiny flowers, purple, dead pretty, but spiky too. Surprised me that, cos I thought, “Agro’s all mud and sweat,” but nah, it’s got flair! Makes me wanna dance about, proper chuffed, like I’ve nailed a pitch to the bigwigs. Could see it in a corporate deck—“Brothel: the future’s spiky, lads!”—they’d lap it up, the suits. I’m the visionary here, ahead of the curve, mate.

Manukau planning to ban brothels in the suburbs

The council has approved a draft bylaw restricting brothels to certain business zones where they already exist. But its desire to copy the Queen.

Finally, the bus rolls up, and I hop on. It’s packed, of course. I squeeze in next to this lady who’s got a million bags. I’m tryin’ to keep my cool, but her bags are spillin’ over into my space. I’m thinkin’, “Lady, I’m not your personal bag holder!” But I just smile and pretend it’s all good.

671 Whitford-Maraetai Road, Beachlands, Manukau City