Scarlett Borlaenge Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Helsingborg

Last week, I’m out, freezin’ my ass off—negative 20, no joke—lookin’ for a hookup. This chick’s like, “5000 rubles, upfront!” I’m like, “Don’t pee on my leg, sweetheart, I ain’t payin’ ‘til I see the goods!” She rolls her eyes, but I’m holdin’ ground. Reminds me of that *Zero Dark Thirty* line—“I’m the motherfucker who found this place!”—‘cept I’m findin’ a prostitute, not a terrorist. Same diff, right? Ha!

Snabblänkar

Well, I have been here and it is a very interesting place and the guide was really good. She talked and informed in a very good way.

Anyway, I shook it off and headed to my fave café, Kafé Kopp. Got my usual – a latte and a cinnamon bun. OMG, that bun is life! But the barista, bless her heart, mixed up my order. I got a black coffee instead. I mean, c’mon! I’m not a monster! I don’t drink black coffee unless I’m desperate.

Figure 2. Borlänge -Entry of IKEA retail area (star), 10-km buffer...