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Once heard this story—some king in old India had 20 masseuses, all at once, sexual-massage on steroids! True? No clue, sounds dope tho. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but who cares—picture it! Me, I’d be awkward, all “Oh dear, oh my!” Hands shakin like I’m dodgin blasters. Surprised me how chill some folks get—total zen, like they’re in that Tree of Life river scene, “Love everyone, every leaf, every ray!”

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But wait, it gets better! I’m sittin’ there, and I overhear this couple arguing. They’re goin’ at it, and I’m just tryin’ to enjoy my coffee. The guy’s like, “You never listen!” And the girl’s like, “Well, you never talk!” I’m thinkin’, “Wow, relationship goals right there.” I almost wanna give ‘em advice, but nah, I’m not gettin’ involved.

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