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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, escort, huh? Ya mean them fancy cars zoomin’ VIPs around? Nah, wait—prolly talkin’ ‘bout the people kind, right? Got me thinkin’—life’s wild, ain’t it? Like in mah fave flick, *The Diving Bell and the Butterfly*. That dude, Bauby, trapped in his head, blinkin’ out stories. Escorts kinda like that—blink, and they’re there, whiskin’ ya somewhere fancy or shady, dependin’ on the gig!

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Anyway, I finally get back to it. I’m in my zone, right? Then, I hear this loud commotion. Turns out, a bunch of tourists are tryin’ to take selfies with the river in the background. They’re blocking my spot! I’m like, “Yo, this ain’t a photo op, it’s a fishing spot!” But they just smile and wave. Ugh, tourists, am I right?

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