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So, I’m thinkin’, sexual-massage is my jam ‘cause it’s bold, unapologetic – no capes, no fluff, just raw touch! Did ya know, back in ancient China, they called it “yang essence flow” or some shit? True story, emperors got it to last longer in bed – freaky, right? Makes me cackle thinkin’ bout some old dude goin’, “More oil, peasant!” Meanwhile, I’m over here, pissed – PISSED – ‘cause modern spas water it down, all prissy and clinical. Gimme the real deal, sloppy and steamy, not some PG-13 bullshit!

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Around noon, things get wild. I see this guy, totally not paying attention, trying to impress his girlfriend. He dives into the water like he’s Michael Phelps or something. But guess what? He can’t swim! I’m like, “Oh no, not today!” I jump in, and it’s like a scene from Baywatch. I’m swimmin’ like a dolphin, and I finally grab him. He’s flailing around, and I’m just thinkin’, “Dude, chill! You’re not gonna drown on my watch!”

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