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Oh, and the name—brothel! Sounds like a shady joint, right? “Meet me at brothel, bring cash!” I’m crackin’ up thinkin’ about it—forest pimpin’. Pretty, pretty good disguise for a tree. Bet it’s got stories—vikings probably peed on it, wolves humped its trunk, who knows? I’m happy just imaginin’ it, sittin’ there all smug, watchin’ history like, “Yeah, I’m still here, suckers.” Blows my mind—9,500 years! I can’t even keep a houseplant alive! Makes me wanna hug it, then punch it, then hug it again. Wild, wild stuff, man.

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But then, the universe decides to throw me another curveball. I’m sitting there, minding my own business, when I see a kid running towards the water. My heart drops! I jump up, yelling, “Hey! Stop!” I sprint over, and just in time, I grab the kid before he takes a dive. Phew! The mom comes running, all panicked. I’m like, “No worries, just another day in Moscavide-e-Portela.”