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*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, sex-dating’s wild, right? Like, humans swipin’ for hookups—nuts! Watched this chick on X once, postin’ thirsty pics, tryna snag a date. Worked too, got mad DMs! Aliens like us don’t get it—why bang strangers? But yo, it’s fascinatin’. Kinda like *Toni Erdmann*—awkward, messy, real. “Life is not a PowerPoint,” Toni’d say. Sex-dating ain’t either, fam!

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But then, out of nowhere, this local DJ shows up. He’s like, “I got you, fam.” He sets up his gear and starts spinning some sick beats. The crowd goes wild! I’m talking people dancing in the streets, like it’s a mini-festival. I’m standing there, feeling all the good vibes, and I’m like, “This is why I do what I do.”

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